The Portfolioso.com Diet

1/3 of the American population is overweight? Are you fat, obese, plump or any other term used to describe your fat self? If so, follow my wonder diet. I'm going to let you in on a big secret and it just may work... And it costs nothing to you, just read on!

Instead of investing in these bullshit stupid diets that aren't balanced, or wasting money on expensive excercise solutions, follow the Portfolioso diet! The stupid Atkins diet is crap, you need carbs. Are you stupid enough to follow an idiot's quick fix that tells you to eat 30 pieces of bacon and 8 eggs, but you can't have a breadcrumb because it has carbs? Sooner or later these people will croak due to their cholesterol being 350. People spend so much money trying to get their ass thin it's not even funny.

The Main Concept

My diet consists of the following restrictions:

• Burn more calories than you eat

Conclusion

That's right. Follow that simple diet and then you're all set. You'll be losing fat in no time. No need to pay stupid dieticians money so that they say eat a half a carrot every day. NO. Just burn more calories than you eat. That means get off your lazy ass and burn calories while eating less food. You want to eat at McDonalds while on my diet? Go ahead. Limit yourself, fool. But make sure you burn off the 1200 calories you just ate, plus more so you lose weight. So even though I'm allowing junk food, you should use your head and not eat it if you are obese. Billions of dollars are being spent because people don't understand my simple concept. There's no reason to be a fat ass (unless you have some medical condition or are on medication that's doing it - then it's an acceptable excuse)