Other Goodies

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Binary Converter (Broken - Fixing Soon?) This useful web based tool converts text into binary and binary into text. For all you noobs out there, binary is a sequence of 1s and 0s. Every character is 8 bits (0s and 1s) or one byte. Useful for hiding secret messages in school presentations, etc. Start using binary today! 01110111 00110000 00110000 01110100
Useful Information This page is great. It tells you your IP, screen resolution and has an IP address whois search and a reverse DNS lookup so you can find the IP addresses of websites (useful for some institutions that block sites by the domain name)
Why Internet Explorer Sucks This page is a working demonstration on how bad Internet Explorer is. It contains a full writeup explaining why IE is bad, and contains links that will crash your browser and/or computer. Isn't that nice? Leave it up to Microsoft.
Portfolioso.com Flash Intro Cool flash introduction to Portfolioso.com, made by John. I can't use it because of all you farm folks living in the boonies, lacking proper internet connections - it's 3 megabytes.
The Exclusive Portfolioso.com Diet Since America has an obesity problem, chances are you are fat. Read this and learn from the professionals.
Stupid Ass Quotes Collection of stupid things people said over time that are dumb and made me laugh.
Phrases that Piss Me Off These are ignorant phrases that annoy the crap out of me and make me think lesser of you. Don't say them!
Learn how to walk in the halls This should be required reading for everyone who goes to high school. Aparently, people are incapable of walking in the hallways. It drives me completely nuts when I'm late to a class due to other people's stupidity and screwing around in the hallways. As aresult, I decided to write this guide to teach all the incompetents how to walk in the hallways without disrupting the flow of traffic.
Edgar Allen Poe 404 A 404 is an error returned by the server when a page does not exist. It can be customized, and this is a clever spoof on The Raven.
Rechargeable Battery Information Information about the types of rechargeable batteries. I have no idea what possesed me to write this.

Coming Soon?

I will add pages as I come up with ideas (which is rare because I'm lazy and not creative). Actually, I'm a really busy person, so I probably do not have time to add many new pages of goodness. I will surely post a news item on the front page if there is something new here. if you have suggestions, contact me and I'll add stuff if I like it.

Last modified: January 01 2009 03:17:00